"If you plan on being a dick, that dick better hit two digits at least, otherwise, I will have to give you lessons on dicketry."
I am not here to cater to your whim, your trolling, your devotion, your friendship or whatever silly thing you have going in that noggin' of yours, that you think matters to me. I am the most anti-social person you will ever come across. I am extremely selective on who I will even waste spit on to curse or get angry with, so it is futile to be a dick to me. I am, however, one of the most honest person you will meet. Okay, so it's a toss up between honest and shameless, really. I also have haters who love wasting their time wondering what I do with mine. The biggest sin they can't forgive would be that I eat like a piggy and I pack the weight gain on my big toe. Who cares, just read my Hues Of Green and The Familiar Stranger which I have moved to separate blogs, just click the titles and you will be taken there, read them and be a part of deflowering my writing virginity. And if my outspoken and brash attitude has not made you run away, visit my other sites, too. One has all funny gifs. I also write being an Auntie. You can also Tweet to me. Oh, and web view is so much better, so click that on your phone. Ciao, Bella