A Marine, A Navy Seal and an Army Ranger were captured by cannibals. All three were told they will be eaten and their skins will be used to make canoes. The chief gave them choices on how they want to die. The Marine asked to get hanged. The Seal asked for a gun and shot himself. The Ranger asked for a fork. The Chief was confused but gave the Ranger his fork. The Ranger started stabbing himself and when the Chief asked what he was doing, the Ranger replied, "fuck your canoes, Chief, fuck your canoes!"
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